Highly Competitive Food Fight: Captain vs Captain

What would happen if Captain Morgan got into a food fight with Captain Crunch?

Contest of Strengthly Skill: Paul Reiser vs Steve Guttenberg

If Paul Reiser raced against Steve Guttenberg, who'd win the race?

Mullet Watch Part 1

This weeks mullet:

Mullet goes to the prom.

If Benicio Del Toro?

If Benicio Del Toro wanted a sandwich, where would he go to get the sandwich and what would he get?