Fast Food Beatdown

If the Burger King got into a fight with Ronald McDonald, what would happen and who would win?

If Benicio Del Toro?

If Benicio DelToro went to a McDonalds restaurant, what would he get?

Dabney's Storm Damaging Hijinx

What would happen if a tree hit Dabney Coleman's kitchen?

Table Game Tossup: Ron vs Roy

If Ron Silver played a game of Connect 4 with Roy Scheider, who would win?

Mullet Watch Part 3

The hillbilly take on the mullet. A classic.

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman was going to going to his local Dairy Queen what type of dessert would he get and what flavor would it be?

Director Pugilists: Warren vs Francis

If Hal P. Warren was in a boxing match with Coleman Francis, who would win?

Across the Pond Pound Down

If Alan Cumming and Russell Brand got into a fight who would be the victor?

Similar Surname Smackdown: Glover vs Glover

What would happen if Danny Glover and Crispin Glover got into a fight?

If Sam Neill?

If Sam Neill went to Taco Bell, what would he get?

If Willie Talk?

If Willie Talk created a blog, what would its name be and what would it be about?

Mullet Watch Part 2

The Mullet. Far East style.

If Fred Ward?

If Fred Ward went to his local Wal*Mart Super Center at 3:37AM, what would he get?

Who Would you Rather Have Touch your Food: Hedaya vs Howard

If you had to choose between either Dan Hedaya or Clint Howard to touch your food before you could eat it, who would you choose?

Director Pugilists: Tommy Wiseau vs Uwe Boll

If Tommy Wiseau was in a boxing match with Uwe Boll, who would win the match?

Mentally Insane Comparision: Nick Nolte and Gary Busey Edition

If Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were in a room with 500 pounds of cocaine, what hijinks would they get into?

Highly Competitive Food Fight: Captain vs Captain

What would happen if Captain Morgan got into a food fight with Captain Crunch?

Contest of Strengthly Skill: Paul Reiser vs Steve Guttenberg

If Paul Reiser raced against Steve Guttenberg, who'd win the race?

Mullet Watch Part 1

This weeks mullet:

Mullet goes to the prom.

If Benicio Del Toro?

If Benicio Del Toro wanted a sandwich, where would he go to get the sandwich and what would he get?